I was watching my second favorite elf, Dr. Oz, last week. The topic was metabolism boosters after the age of 40. Dr. Oz opened the show with this tidbit of inspiration “Turning 40 is a grim milestone. Your body’s first step towards death.” Now I’m 18 years old with almost 22 years of experience (think about it) so this was not what I wanted to hear on a happy, childless afternoon. I depend on Dr. Oz for advice like “Your…
Month: February 2019
If The Toaster Oven were a dwarf, he’d be Sleepy. He’s very tall so that doesn’t even make sense but you get the picture. The man likes to sleep. A LOT. There were a couple of times in college when The TO didn’t get out of bed till 6 pm. That is NOT an exaggeration. I have seen him take a nap on a rock. (We were on a family hike and his mother suggested a little rest period for him. I’m surprised she didn’t give…