1 – Where aside from a toilet have you taken a dump? Explain. Ummm…maybe the bed whilst birthing my child but that’s on the list of Things We Don’t Talk About so I don’t know for sure. And 11 years later I don’t really want to know. 2 – Would you wrestle a member of the same sex, nude, in pudding for 10 minutes for one million dollars? Ten minutes is a long time but one million dollars is a…
Month: November 2019
Our town has an annual event called The Festival Of Trees. Businesses decorate Christmas trees and they are sold with the profits going to our arts center. People pay to see the display and everyone votes on their favorite. This year *someone* decided that our office needed to enter The Festival Of Trees. Our theme is “It’s Ok To Be Different” – very fitting for a gang who works with disabled children. *Someone* ordered craft kits from Oriental Trading so…