1 – Where aside from a toilet have you taken a dump? Explain.
Ummm…maybe the bed whilst birthing my child but that’s on the list of Things We Don’t Talk About so I don’t know for sure. And 11 years later I don’t really want to know.
2 – Would you wrestle a member of the same sex, nude, in pudding for 10 minutes for one million dollars?
Ten minutes is a long time but one million dollars is a LOT of money. In a word, YES. But no video or photos allowed.
3 – Squash just doesn’t sound very tasty. What say you?
I only like it fried. Yes, I am a chubby southerner, why do you ask?
4 – Is it worth the effort?
Depends on what “it” is…
Having a baby – worth the effort.
Making your own sushi – not worth the effort.
Not beating your children in public (no matter how badly they’re behaving) – worth the effort.
Scrubbing the grout with a toothbrush – not worth the effort.