A long, long time ago, (I sound so dramatic. It was just a few months ago. We have worked out our issues about it.) a fellow blogger friend asked me to do a Q&A post from a few questions she had for me. I will answer anything* so of course I was up for the challenge.
Q. How sure are you that you haven’t fathered an illegitimate child?
A. And we’re off. Well, unless I get that knock on the door and some 18 year old is on my doorstep saying ‘guess what?’… I’m pretty sure I’m safe. I’m safe. Totally safe.
Q. Would you be a gigolo for the right price?
A. Yes I would. The right price? That’s easy. Hugs.
Q. What is your favorite analogy?
A. I have two. The little boat gently drifted across the pond exactly the way a bowling ball wouldn’t. And… My vocabulary is as bad as, like, whatever.
Q. On a scale of 1-10, how physically attracted are you to women that walk with a limp?
A. A solid and positive 4. 4 is good. 4 is going places. ….I feel like this is a trap.
Q. Who’s your hero?
A. Mariah Carey, maybe Foo Fighters.
Q. Do you dance? Can you? Will you? On video?
A. No. No. Yes. No.
Q. Love, friendship, sex. What would the percentage for each of those be? How would they add up to 100% in your ideal relationship?
A. 30% is love. 30% is friendship. 30% is sex. 10% is syrup.
There you have it. A quick Q&A session. If you have questions you are dying for me to answer, send me an email by clicking the nifty little envelope icon up on the right. This Q&A thing.. it might be a new feature here. It also might be a horrible idea. 50/50.